i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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