dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I will be naked everywhere
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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