we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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