So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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