Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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