She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
did you just send me my own nude
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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