That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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