I wanna bring you to show and tell
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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