I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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