Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You were trust falling into bushes
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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