we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Randomize
