i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?