i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.