is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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