Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize