Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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