And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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