dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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