well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
honey bunches of taint.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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