im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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