We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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