Quick, to the slutcave!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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