There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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