Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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