I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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