Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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