is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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