does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that