Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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