Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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