yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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