I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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