is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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