I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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