I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
