i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think a kid would responsible me up
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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