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• (541): View more from Oregon

  at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking

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  only in oregon

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET

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• (972): View more from Texas

  So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.

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  You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.

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  Marry her

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?

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  If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.

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