He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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