I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right