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  What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...

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• (239): View more from Florida

  His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...

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• (626): View more from California

  Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I need moral support for this bender

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?

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• (212): View more from New York

  Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.

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