I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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