Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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