I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize