So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
do nipples grow back?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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