I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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