guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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