thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I FOUND THE LEGS
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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