Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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