her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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