My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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