is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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