omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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