How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
time to smoke my breakfast
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
My vagina just clenched in fear
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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