It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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