Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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