Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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