Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
Farmville is her only friend.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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