told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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