I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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