Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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